There’s two kinds of women—those you write poems about and those you don’t.
Looking for a woman with evil appetites. We will have nasty, evil, sweaty, probably illegal sexual encounters in order to bring about the rise of Lucifer. (ie Satan) Must be willing to do all styles…
IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF
I’M NOT TAKING THIS CHANCE OKAY
My kitchen was just tidied I cannot be dealing with skeletons leaving knives covered in jam and peanut butter and stuff laying about the place
THAT’S HOW YOU GET ANTS
Things you learn when beginning most languages: Colors, numbers, “hi my name is”
Things you learn when beginning Latin: war, manliness, four words for “death”